Roasted 7 months ago based on Gabe's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Gabe, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's attempt to impress their friends with a rebellious taste in music. One minute you’re all about “Experimental Hip Hop,” and the next you’re belting out “Red Dirt” country like your truck just broke down on a gravel road. Honestly, we get it—having a favorite genre for every possible mood is cute and all, but it looks more like you’re trying to cover all the bases to avoid being judged by anyone, even your shoelaces. Your top artists list is an emotional rollercoaster that only a broken heart or a mid-life crisis could produce. Congrats on being a proud fan of Kanye West; I mean, what’s not to love? He’s basically the musical version of that guy who keeps showing up to parties uninvited because he thinks he's the life of the event. And Drake? Really? If I wanted to listen to a dude complain about his problems while somehow still being able to afford a mansion, I’d just tune into my neighbor's therapy sessions. Good luck explaining that one to the judge when you end up crying in the club because nobody shows up to your Spotify analytics meeting. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. It’s like you went shopping in the bargain bin of consciousness and decided those were the lyrics that spoke to your soul. “Violent Crimes” and “No Role Modelz”? Dang, Gabe, somebody’s feeling extra deep today. You must think you’re dropping wisdom like Socrates while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to avoid sounding like a walking Wikipedia page of mediocre rap tropes. Remember, if the vibe you’re going for is “I have commitment issues,” you’ve nailed it. Just promise us all that the next playlist will at least drop you into a genre that hasn’t milked its existential crises for all it’s worth, okay?

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