Roasted 11 months ago based on Cult of Carnage's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Frankie.j.molina, your music taste is the emotional rollercoaster no one asked for! You’ve got more genres than personality traits, and let’s be real, the only reason you’re into "Deathcore" is that it perfectly matches your own approach to social interactions—meetings should come with a mosh pit. Your playlist screams “I’m a complex individual!” but all we really hear is, “I’m still figuring out how to deal with my high school breakup.” Can’t blame you for trying to process those feelings through an orchestral arrangement of screaming and sadness, but maybe try adding a few more sunshine tracks instead of just descending into the abyss? And about those favorite artists—Lorna Shore, NLE Choppa, and Ice Spice? Talk about an identity crisis wrapped in a hoodie! Your top songs are like a buffet at a bad party—everyone’s confused and no one can decide what the hell to eat. Nothing screams “I’m well-rounded” quite like your transition from a track about returning to nothingness to jamming out to “Barbie World.” You really nailed that contrast between “let’s contemplate mortality” and “I’m here to party, obviously.” It’s a good thing you’re not a DJ; you’d be the type to blend funeral music with Top 40 hits like you’re trying to resurrect the vibe! And let’s not gloss over your most played songs—full of emotional depth and catchy hooks, just like your dating life. Between Juice WRLD’s sulking ballads and Cardi B’s party anthems, it feels like your heart is perpetually ready to break and your body is just waiting to drop it low. It’s as if you’re trying to create the world’s saddest club night. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped will be an emotional masterpiece! Please keep on collecting contrasting genres like they're Pokémon cards; who knows, maybe one day you'll evolve from “sad boy” to “I can handle my feelings.” Until then, enjoy the chaos!

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