Roasted 8 months ago based on p3n3!0p3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s p3n3!0p3, the Spotify user who’s trying so hard to be unique that they’ve accidentally rerouted themselves to the nearest hipster apocalypse. With a favorite genre list that looks like the result of someone mixing together the pamphlets for six different indie music festivals, you might as well be playing music in a thrift store while reenacting scenes from an extra sad Southern Gothic novel. Honestly, I didn't know one person could embody both a lumberjack and a heartbroken hipster in one Spotify profile! Your selection of top artists is basically the soundtrack for people who are trying to keep their existential crises a mystery while simultaneously breeding houseplants. A true mix of ‘I have my life together’ and ‘I definitely don’t drink wine alone on Tuesday nights’—congratulations! Hozier would be proud, or maybe he’s just rolling his eyes from whatever tree he’s currently living in. At this point, we get it: you love music that sounds like it was written under a blanket fort while crying over a breakup text. And can we talk about your most played songs? It's like reading the soundtrack to a sad YouTube short film called “My ‘Notice Me, Senpai’ Phase.” "Feminist GF"? More like "I’ll Write A 10-Page Essay About My Feelings Instead of Asking You Out." Listen, p3n3!0p3, if these songs represent your emotional state, I’m half convinced you think life is a constant battle against the man—because there's no way anyone who's playlists are this on-brand is winning any real-life battles. But hey, on the bright side, you’ve got great taste if underwhelming middle school poetry were a genre!

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