Roasted 2 months ago based on angel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s 𝗸𝗿𝘃, the person who single-handedly defies all logic in music taste. You’ve got K-Pop and Nu Metal sharing a playlist like they’re on a blind date arranged by some twisted music executive. Seriously, do you have a sonic constraint that prevents you from picking a side? One moment you’re gusting soft, shoegaze whispers, and the next, you’re headbanging to “Puta” like it’s still 2003. I get it—this is the kind of diversity that makes other people's Spotify profiles feel inadequate, but honey, it’s more confusing than seeing a llama on a rollercoaster. Your most played songs look like a mixtape meant for a midlife crisis crisis. “bad dream 2” followed by “Aquamarine / Arcamarine”? Sounds like the kind of playlist I'd expect from a high school art major trying to impress a crush. Meanwhile, your love for "lil hero" is more intense than your high school crush’s unrequited feelings. You’ve got two tracks from him and yet, somehow, your heart still belongs to the sad, ghostly echoes of “Cocteau Twins.” Make your mind up, 𝗸𝗿𝘃! Are you more emotionally shattered or just trying to start a trend in musical indecision? And let's talk about your favorite artists; it reads like a scene from an underground coffee shop that just opened last week and is already charging $17 for a subpar latte. ENHYPEN and Björk make for an intriguing combination, but I have to ask: is this an attempt to confuse everyone around you or just a bold statement of your existential crisis? The only thing louder than your music taste is the echo of how desperately you’re trying to be unique. Stick to a genre, please! At this point, your Spotify could file for a restraining order against any cohesive theme.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!