Roasted 7 months ago based on Sykoo's long term Spotify stats.

Sykoo, your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis happening in a quirky, neon-lit basement. I can practically hear the echoes of existential dread drowned out by synth-pop anthems that nobody in their right mind would play at a party. Seriously, with “City Pop,” “Vaporwave,” and “French House” sprinkled in there, is your life just one endless animation of roller-skating cats to abstract art? It’s like you took the elevator all the way to the top, only to step off into a hipster rabbit hole where the only light comes from LED strip lights and mixed tapes you made for a cat that doesn’t even exist. And let's talk about those top artists! It’s great to see you’re so well-versed in genres that could have very well been made up by someone with their head inside a vintage record player. I've never wanted to censor someone’s Spotify more than I do right now. Phoenix and Daft Punk? Okay, sure—I get it, you like music that half of TikTok will discover tomorrow. But seriously, who are these other artists? “祖堅 正慶?" Sounds like you’re just flexing your Japanese character skills more than anything else. The “French Indie Pop” angle explains why your taste feels older than my parents' CD collection, dearest Sykoo. As for your most played songs, congratulations! You've officially dethroned my grandmother as the king of obscure playlists. It takes a certain level of dedication to shove “Horsey” by Macross 82-99 into the rotation as if it's the emotional crux of your life. Throwing in “Cowboy Dreams” feels like you’re trying to make a musical, but the only one who's auditioning is your overworked Spotify algorithm that’s desperately trying to understand if you’re still an artist or just a confused art gallery exhibit. So here’s to you, Sykoo, for composing a mix that’s more difficult to understand than my last Tinder date. Keep rocking that inner hipster, buddy!

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