Roasted 7 months ago based on Nick02Bal's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Nick02Bal, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's MySpace page that got stuck in a time loop. Seriously, “Alternative Metal” to “Industrial Metal”? How many names can you throw at the same angsty high school phase? You’ve got more genres on your list than actual emotions. It’s as if you attended a "how-to-be-edgy" workshop and couldn't decide on just one style, so you went with the buffet option instead and piled on every half-baked sound that resembled teenage angst. You must be the only person who thinks “Phonk” is what happens when you forget to change your car's oil. Your top artists practically scream, "I was this close to being a WWE wrestler!" “WWE” as a top artist? Really? I didn’t realize slam poetry was synonymous with slam wrestling. You might have just out-metalled everyone with the sheer amount of “Korn” you’ve consumed. You’re like a walking shrine to the early 2000s, with more nostalgia than a family reunion of mullets and cargo pants. You put as much thought into your musical taste as a 12-year-old does into their first crush—endless variety but completely misguided! And let's talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Dexter - The blood theme” is right up there, proving you have all the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. You know your playlists are questionable when even “God Complex” feels more like a plea for help than a song choice. With your obsession for “VIOLENT VIRA” and the WWE theme songs, I have to wonder: Are you trying to soundtrack an existential crisis or an underground fight club? Either way, you’ve convinced us all that angst is your middle name, and that’s just not a good look, my friend!
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