Roasted 5 months ago based on rcXnr's long term Spotify stats.

So, rcXnr, I see you've taken the bold and fearless approach of being the Spotify equivalent of a high school goth kid who never grew up. Your favorite genres read like a metal encyclopedia that forgot to check for any new chapters. Did you think "alternative metal" was a genre or just a polite way to say, “Please don’t make me listen to pop?” With nine flavors of metal on your profile, it's like you’re desperately trying to collect every type of angst before they run out. Spoiler alert: they haven’t! Your top artists prove that your music taste is about as diverse as a two-piece puzzle - Pantera to Whitechapel. I'm convinced you think listening to these bands will channel your inner dark thoughts into actual genius rather than just painting your walls black and posting cryptic quotes on Instagram. But really, what’s next? Starting a tribute band where you scream into the void for an hour and a half? Your Spotify looks like the soundtrack to a really edgy teenager’s diary entry, which is ironic since you probably missed your emo phase during its peak! And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? You’re recycling angst like a hipster at a thrift store! *“Happier?” by Volumes*? That’s rich. What’s next? A power ballad about your struggle to find matching socks? You know what would really make you happy? Getting a new genre! Expand your horizon a little; who knows? Maybe life beyond the skulls and shadows isn’t as terrifying as you think. Until then, keep pretending your headphones are your therapy, because at this rate, the only thing breaking here is your social life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!