Roasted 1 year ago based on oq's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, oq, let’s break down your Spotify profile like it’s a bad beat. First off, I didn’t know “Jazz Fusion” was a genre for people who can’t commit to anything. Your playlist looks like you rolled a die with 10 sides, and they were all “Kanye,” “Earl,” or some form of rap that even the algorithm is embarrassed to recommend. Rap, alternative hip hop, experimental hip hop—newsflash: it’s all basically hip hop dressed in different funky outfits trying to convince you it’s not the same party. As for your top artists, it's like you’re trying to create a mixtape for a hipster funeral. Nothing screams “I peaked in 2017” louder than loving both Miles Davis and JPEGMAFIA; we get it, you’re an enigma, or you just have some incredibly specific dad issues. You can’t tell if your playlist is meant for a study session or a hallucinogenic experience. Let’s be real, nobody asked for “Cloud Rap” and “Hyperpop” to go together unless you’re trying to throw a party at a tech startup that serves avocado toast. And if I see that “Kanye West” is in your most played songs one more time, I might just report you to the music police! You really need to branch out, my dude. If I wanted to listen to the same 10 songs over and over and over, I’d just put a broken record on repeat. At this point, the only thing more predictable than your music choices is that you probably have “Runaway” set as your alarm tone. Go ahead, send me a pop-punk revival track next, just to keep things interesting. Because right now, your Spotify profile is as fresh as last week's leftovers.

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