Roasted 10 months ago based on Jay's long term Spotify stats.

Jay, your Spotify profile reads like it was curated by a time traveler stuck in the '70s who somehow discovered indie music at a flea market. Classic Rock? Art Rock? You’re just one plaid shirt away from being that guy at a barbecue insisting that the Grateful Dead changed his life. Seriously, with that lineup of genres, are you trying to impress a grandparent or scare away potential friends? I half-expect your house to be filled with lava lamps and tie-dye t-shirts, not to mention the smell of patchouli that could knock out a rhinoceros. Let's take a moment to talk about your top artists. The Beatles? Groundbreaking. Oasis? Grounded. And Pink Floyd? Congratulations on listening to the same five albums for the last two decades. You’ve got the eclectic taste of a rock historian who got stuck in a wormhole at an all-night diner. When Jim Croce is the most daring artist on your list and everyone else’s wondering if you’ll ever move past the '70s, it’s clear you either have the taste of a boomer or you haven't checked Spotify's "Discover Weekly" since its inception. But hey, at least Billy Joel is somewhere in the mix to keep the whole thing vaguely acceptable for the rest of us. Now, I couldn’t help but notice that your most played songs read like a playlist desperate to impress a dinner party from 1973. "Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves"? Great choice, if your goal was to make people wonder where you buried your music taste. And kudos for digging up "Sunny" by Boney M. That's a risky pick, Jay—like walking on a tightrope made of mullets while juggling over a pit of regrets. It’s time to leave that cozy time capsule behind, break out of the classic rock shell, and for the love of corded headphones, try a few songs released this century. I promise, there’s a whole world of music out there that doesn’t come with a side of nostalgia-induced cringes.

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