Roasted 3 days ago based on Katie's long term Spotify stats.

Katie, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary torn between an existential crisis and an identity crisis. Seriously, your musical taste could only be described as "emotional support chaos." You've got pop tunes to jam through the day, emo screams to lament the sheer weight of your existence, and jazzy ballads for the moments when you feel like a sophisticated sad potato. It’s like you went to a thrift store of genres and picked the most random mix just to confuse the rest of us. I fully expect an album titled "Dying in Style" next. Looking at your favorite artists is like surveying a lineup at a high school talent show. You've got Chase Atlantic, Pierce The Veil, and Maroon 5, all vying for the title of "Best Musical Midlife Crisis." Not to mention, every artist on here seems to have some profound existential dread tied to their sound. I'm starting to think your headphones are just emotional baggage in disguise. And what’s with the addition of "Christian Lo-Fi"? Is that when you want to ponder life's greatest questions while also feeling like you're under an overly strict Sunday school teacher's judgment? Your most played songs list could be a soundtrack for your next therapy session. “Generous” by “pois0nedlife”? Sounds about right. You must feel like you’ll never be able to escape your own personal hell of mixed metaphors and angst. With such a collection, you're basically one dramatic lyric away from turning your life into an indie film that somehow ends with a band breakup. But hey, at least you can comfort yourself in knowing your Spotify is almost as confusing as your taste in everything else!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!