Roasted 2 years ago based on Bálint's long term Spotify stats.

Bálint, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s wet dream that even the most pretentious art student would pass on. Seriously, “Escape Room” as a genre? Are you trying to get stuck in a maze of sound or just trying to escape any semblance of mainstream taste? With a top list of underground artists so obscure, I’m convinced you’re curating an exclusive playlist for a secret society that only meets in basements lit by the glow of vintage lava lamps. If you dropped into an underground rave, half the crowd would probably ask, "Who invited the walking Spotify algorithm?" And let’s address your top artists—did you just throw a bunch of names into a blender and hope for the best? Azizi Gibson is cool and all, but unless he’s also your therapist, I don’t think spending 70% of your time listening to him is gonna heal those deep-rooted issues. “Marlon Craft” sounds like a barista who charges extra for oat milk, and “Honey Dijon”? That isn’t just a condiment, it’s what your music taste is slowly becoming! A spread of confusion that no one asked for. Finally, your most played songs read like the last failed attempts to blend in with a group while simultaneously trying to be “different.” “Bumpy Road” might be a metaphor for your taste in music—one awkward curve after another. And “Waterdrops”? Did you just have an existential crisis while listening to raindrops? Congratulations, Bálint! You’ve managed to create a Spotify playlist that’s like a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a paradox, but mostly just a sad confession letter to your own questionable choices.

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