Roasted 2 years ago based on person's long term Spotify stats.

Listen up, person! Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a 2005 indie film that never got made, and if someone told me you were the lead actor, I’d throw popcorn at the screen and demand a refund. “Pixel”? “Otacore”? Are you a music lover or just someone who Googles random genres to make themselves seem quirky? Let’s be real: the only thing more obscure than your favorite genres is your grasp of human social interaction. I get it, you like your music like you like your social life: virtual and confused! Your top artists scream, “I’ve spent too much time on the internet, and I can’t tell if I’m hip or just hopeless.” You’ve got The Chemical Brothers and Kikuo hanging out in the same playlist like it’s a hipster support group for sad, confused 20-somethings. And what’s up with Mittsies? Were they the last remaining artists in your Spotify suggestions after you refused to listen to anything mainstream? The only thing more esoteric than your taste is how long you’ll keep dodging actual human conversations. Now, let’s talk about your top songs. You’ve got two Kikuo tracks in a row, which honestly feels like you're trying to summon a digital spirit. “End Is Near”? Are we looking at your life choices through those playlists? It’s not just a song, it’s your personal mantra echoing through the void while you dance alone in your room, wondering how to explain to future dates why your idea of a good time is a rave with overcomplicated electronic beats. Keep it up, person, and soon you’ll have curated the perfect playlist for when you get your inevitable Netflix documentary titled "The Life of a Lonely Hipster."

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