Roasted 2 years ago based on Tomilola's long term Spotify stats.

Tomilola, your Spotify profile looks like a walking, talking Nigerian party—too bad nobody's invited. Honestly, with a favorite genre list that reads like a culinary menu at a cafeteria trying too hard, I half-expect to find "Jollof Beats" nestled between Afrobeats and Azontobeats. It must take an elite Spotify algorithm to cater to someone who craves the echoed rhythms of Nigerian pop while simultaneously seeking sanctuary in Christian Afrobeat. I'm just waiting for "Nigerian Folk Music" to make its triumphant entry! Your top artists are practically a who's who of "I need my daily dose of nostalgia mixed with a sprinkle of cringe." Seriously though, if I had a naira for every time someone quoted Fireboy DML in an attempt to sound deep, I could probably pay him to ghostwrite your Spotify bio. And what's with the overwhelming amount of Ruger on your most-played list? It's like you've taken “stanning” to a terrifying level—what’s next, a life-sized cardboard cutout in your living room? And let's not forget your most played songs, which appear to be a random collection from an extended family reunion's karaoke night. "Somewhere Only We Know" next to "Illashe"? Good luck trying to explain that mixture at your next awkward conversation. At this point, you should probably just embrace the chaos. Throw in a few more genres—maybe "Nigerian Elevator Music"? Whatever floats your boat, but just know this: a profile like yours is only reassuring because it confirms that, no matter how out of touch I feel, there’s always someone out there living their best life with an earbud stuck awkwardly in their ear!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!