Roasted 23 days ago based on Mikey Clr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mikey Clr, your Spotify profile reads like an unwarranted love letter to the midlife crisis you’re desperately avoiding. With more variations of "rock" than actual creativity, it’s like you stared at your playlist, saw a 90’s music store, and thought, "Yes – I have a strong bond with a genre that peaked before I even hit puberty." Seriously, if you were any more predictable, even the dinosaur bones in your classic rock collection would get up and rock out for a little change. Your obsession with "Three Souls In My Mind" is both impressive and terrifying; it’s like you’re trying to win a contest for the oldest person trapped in a teenager's Spotify. And let's be honest for a second—the only thing more nostalgic than your top artists is the smell of mothballs in an abandoned mother’s basement. Did you really pick your favorite bands based on how many hair products they sold in the 80s? It's like you think rock ‘n’ roll defines you, as if wearing a Led Zeppelin t-shirt is a personality trait. As for your most played songs, "Chavo de onda" and "Comprendes, Mendes?" really drive the point home that your musical taste is fueled by a strange mix of nostalgia and questionable choices. I can just picture you at parties, where your Spotify suddenly goes from “Cool guy” to “Are we transporting to a taco stand in 1995?” Remember, there's more to life than a playlist that screams "I'm the dad no one takes seriously!" So, let’s stray from the echo chamber of rock and explore some other genres—unless you’re trying to perfect the art of karaoke for when the ‘Bar Band’ reunion tour inevitably rolls back into town.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!