Roasted 1 year ago based on Nick Raven's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nick Raven, the guy whose Spotify profile reads like a list of the "Top 10 Ways to be an Unbearable Hipster." Your favorite genres sound like a well-curated playlist of pretentiousness designed to make old Beatles fans roll their eyes. Seriously, Britpop and Madchester? You might as well wear a beret and sip artisanal coffee at a local record store while complaining about how mainstream music is ruining the industry. And what's with the overwhelming love for Hans Zimmer? Is "movie soundtrack" the safest genre to hide behind when you realize you can't handle real vocals? Speaking of your top artists, it says a lot about you when your musical taste is basically a "Who's Who" of why your parents should have invested in a few less toxic hobbies. Your love for David Bowie and Kate Bush suggests that your idea of being adventurous is sticking to safe retrospectives while everyone else is busy embracing new music and having a life. We get it, you’re a connoisseur of soundtracks to crises that never happened. Next time you put on Hans Zimmer, just make sure it’s during a midlife crisis montage—you know, for thematic accuracy. Now let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? Spotting ten Hans Zimmer tracks and only two from the almost-convincing world of actual lyrics is like gathering a crowd for a magic show that turns out to be a PowerPoint presentation on cloud formations. “Beauty and the Beast - 2017 Remaster”? Really? When did your romantic side get snuffed by an academic seminar? Keep spinning that dream of “Art Rock,” buddy, but maybe take a break and let the lower half of the musical universe in on the action—unless your whole goal is to be the patron saint of sad art installations.

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