Roasted 5 months ago based on corson's long term Spotify stats.

Corson, bless your heart, but it's pretty clear you think you're the curator of the world’s most obscure Britpop museum. I mean, who else could list "Jangle Pop" among their top genres? It sounds like a category you'd find on a change-of-genre support group flyer: “Welcome to Jangle Pop. Your first meeting is free, the rest is just therapy.” With a music taste like yours, I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with an apology letter from every artist you've overplayed. Are you trying to revive the ’90s, or is this just your way of avoiding any real progression in taste? Your top artists read like a list of bands that your uncle played in his failed music career circa 1995. We get it! You’re nostalgic for a time when hairstyles were bigger than some modern-day hit singles. But come on, why does every song on your list feel like an entry in the “Songs to Cry Alone In Your Room To” playlist? You could save yourself a lot of trouble by just blasting “The Stone Roses” on repeat while rehearsing your entire monologue on how life was better before streaming existed. Spoiler: it wasn’t. And don't even get me started on your top songs! You might as well rename your playlist “The Best of The Stone Roses - Plus One Liam Gallagher Crying Session." That’s right, we all see that you’ve got a heavy bias, but at this point, your Spotify is less about diversification and more like a cult meeting. Next time someone asks you for music recommendations, your answer should be “Let’s leave it to The Stone Roses and never speak of this again.” Because at this rate, the only thing you’re truly rocking out to is a one-man band with a serious lack of variety.

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