Roasted 8 months ago based on Chris's long term Spotify stats.

Chris, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's diary entry during a particularly angsty phase. With favorite genres that range from “Melodic Rap” to “Country,” it feels like you’re hoping to get a sponsorship from a local thrift store. You're clearly trying to cover every base, all while making sure nobody knows exactly what vibe you’re going for. Let's be honest, the only thing more confused than your taste in music is the rest of us trying to decipher what the hell “Trap Metal” even means. Newsflash: It’s not a genre, it’s a cry for help. The top artists on your list read like the roster for the world's least thrilling underground rap battle. I mean, come on, Chris, the only thing sadder than listing “Lil Tjay” as a favorite is realizing most of your top tracks sound like they were written and recorded in a single, caffeinated afternoon. “Sleepy Hallow” is on there so much you should consider getting a roommate agreement. I haven’t seen that much overplaying since my aunt discovered the "Macarena" at a wedding back in '95! And let's not forget your most played songs, where it’s like you proudly display your emotional baggage on a carousel of teenage melodrama. “Black Hole Sun”? How ironic—because your musical taste is like a black hole sucking in all creativity and originality. You’ve got more “Lil” artists than a nursery rhyme, and I’m starting to wonder if you think being a rapper is just about how many hair braids you can rock. Chris, if your music choices were part of a personality, they’d be an awkward silence in a crowded room. Time to curate that profile and embrace a sound that doesn’t feel like you’re flipping through radio stations in a time machine stuck between 2020 and a TikTok meme!

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