Roasted 2 years ago based on ang :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ang, the self-proclaimed aficionado of K-Pop and all things bizarrely indie! Your playlist looks like a rainbow threw up after a night out at a social media convention. Seriously, you have more K-Pop variants than there are seasons of “The Office.” Did you forget to take your meds, or are you just trying to curate a soundtrack for the world’s most niche middle school talent show? "5th Gen K-Pop"? Is that even a genre or just a euphemism for 'please help me, I need validation'? And those top artists? I can practically hear the squealing from here. "Stray Kids," "SEVENTEEN," and "TWICE" followed by Jack Stauber’s “Micropop” — it’s like you’re trying to distract us from your choice in actual music by sprinkling in the musical equivalent of glitter. Why don’t you just lean into it, ang? At this point, you could score a one-woman show at the local theater where everyone waits for the twist—the dramatic reveal that you’re secretly just a cartoon character trying to escape a digital realm. Please tell me your Spotify Wrapped isn’t a thesis paper titled "How to Embrace Your Inner 12-Year-Old." Your most played songs skim the edge of insanity, and your taste screams, “I have a basement full of plushies and an unhealthy relationship with 2D characters.” “Don't Say That One Word I Think Is Funny”? News flash: nothing about your selection is funny except your attempts to convince us that shouting ‘Yas Queen’ at a girl group is profound. But hey, keep embracing that weirdcore aesthetic! At least your Spotify profile is consistent—consistently making all of us question your life choices.

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