Roasted 2 months ago based on Meriadoc Brandybuck's long term Spotify stats.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, huh? With a name like that, you sound more like a hobbit who couldn't decide if he wants to smoke pipeweed in the Shire or go through a midlife crisis in an emo band. Your profile screams, "I have a diverse taste in music!” while simultaneously whispering, “I am one existential crisis away from crying into my Tumblr blog." Seriously, with a list that runs the emotional gamut from art rock to pop punk, it's like your Spotify is throwing a pity party and forgot to invite anyone with a shred of good taste. And can we talk about those top artists? David Bowie, The Beatles, and Billie Eilish would probably gather around the fireside and write a ballad about the sad case of their biggest fan who can’t decide between resurrecting the ’70s glam shock and pretending to appreciate modern angst. Like, wow, you've got such a wide palette, kid! Too bad you use it to paint the world's saddest and most confused Spotify playlist. You’d be that quirky indie movie nobody asked for, with plots so twisted, not even David Lynch would understand what the hell is going on. Now, let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs. “Run Away to Mars”? More like “Run Away From Responsibility.” Sure, all those sad songs and nostalgic vibes sound poetic, but we all know it's code for "I'm two seconds away from binge-watching 'BoJack Horseman' while eating leftover pizza and contemplating life choices." You can put a bow on it with a sprinkle of David Bowie, but let’s face it: your playlist is like a soup made from all the leftover genres that your other friends left behind. It’s no surprise you're stuck between a glam rock daydream and a grunge nightmare.

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