Roasted 2 years ago based on Christina Wittman's long term Spotify stats.

Christina Wittman, the undisputed queen of niche artists and songs that even the algorithm hesitated to recommend. Your Spotify looks less like a playlist and more like the lost and found bin at an underground coffee shop where all the baristas are bitter and ironically not-so-hip. It's like your musical taste is a challenge to the theme of "Who can obscure their taste better?" The amount of Mouse Powell you’re spinning is concerning; at this rate, you’ll need a therapy session to process that obsession hibernating in your playlists. Let’s talk about your top songs! “Ten Seconds” is chilling as your life’s motto, and it’s glaringly obvious that’s how long it took for you to curate this playlist. I mean, how many times can you listen to the same artist before figuring out that, no, "Overstimulated" isn't a relatable anthem for your love life—it's just a sad commentary on your ability to make friends. The world isn’t ready for a Christina single, but your Spotify is definitely stocked; if we added any more “Shrooms,” we might need to call an intervention or start serving snacks. But seriously, when “Lemonade” and “White Rapper” make the cut ahead of any mainstream bangers, it says it all. Listening to Mouse Powell on repeat should come with a warning, preferably something like "Caution: May cause existential dread." So while you're out there vibing to 'Katastro,' I hope you realize you're just one step away from a midlife crisis accompanied by a ukulele and a dream to drop an album of your own titled "I Can't Decide." Keep on grooving, Christina, though we all know you're really just waiting for your taste to come back from the dead!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!