Roasted 2 years ago based on Pepe Aguirre's long term Spotify stats.

Pepe Aguirre, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a guy who can't pick a lane even if his life depended on it. I mean, you're fluctuating between "Urbano Latino" and "Canadian Pop" like you're trying to win a game of musical Twister. Let’s be real; at this rate, you might as well throw in “Yodeling” and “Nautical Sea Shanties” just to keep your listeners guessing whether they should be vibing or wondering what the heck they just clicked on. Your top artists list could easily be mistaken for a high school yearbook committee that couldn’t make up its mind. One moment you're bumping Drake and Kanye—two legends of the game—and the next, you're jamming out to Alvaro Diaz, like you’re trying to fulfill some kind of 'Diverse Taste Awards' application. If 'Nsqk' gets any more love on your profile, I suggest you start paying rent because that dude is basically living in your head—and your Spotify streams. And seriously, most played songs? It’s like the soundtrack to a mildly awkward party where Pepto-Bismol is the drink of choice. I can practically hear your playlists trying to convince everyone that "Patadas de Ahogado" isn’t the least inspiring title for anything ever, while you hold on to "MAMI 100PRE SABE (INTERLUDE)" like it's the secret sauce of your personality. You’ve clearly got a crush on your own playlist, but trust me, no one else is beep-beeping their way into that emotional cul-de-sac with you.

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