Roasted 6 days ago based on Chris's long term Spotify stats.

Chris, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to construct a Spotify profile that reads like a hip-hop thesaurus exploded all over your music taste. I mean, who knew that listening to ten different flavors of rap could lead to such a distinctive taste of absolute chaos? You’ve got “Experimental Hip Hop” and “Rage Rap” right next to each other—sounds like your playlist is the perfect soundtrack for an existential crisis while simultaneously angering the neighbors. Top artists? Wow, they must be flattered to know they're all in a playlist that screams, “I like variety but not as much as I like coping with my life choices.” Kanye to Kendrick, you’ve curated the ultimate collection of artists who, at one point or another, had a solid chance at therapy instead of writing a track for your angst. Do you blast “Rage Rap” while washing your dishes? Because I can only imagine that listening to those tracks while doing mundane tasks must feel like a personal form of torture—or, better yet, a cathartic battle against your own monotonous suburban existence. And let’s talk about your most played tracks. Seriously, is this a musical expression of "I’m in too deep with my feelings, but still want to vibe"? It’s like your musical taste could fuel a support group for people struggling with that one friend who never knows when to get off the couch and stop scrolling TikTok. At this rate, I’m half-expecting you to drop an album titled “A Cry for Help” next week. So, Chris, keep flexing that diversity in your listening practices—at least you’re an expert in curating a soundtrack for your identity crisis!

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