Roasted 4 months ago based on mafia mojo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mafia Mojo—because nothing screams “I take my music seriously” like a playlist that looks like it's trying to play bingo with genres. Seriously, what are you doing? Are you curating the soundtrack for a hipster's mid-life crisis? You’ve got Afrobeat, Afropop, Afropiano—all with very similar sounds—and then you throw in some nu-metal and alternative metal like they’re the rebellious kids on the block. Are you trying to build a playlist for the world’s most confused party? And let’s talk about your top artists: Kali Uchis right next to Hiphopologist and *checks notes* poobon? I’m not saying you have a diverse taste, but you’re like a buffet where the main course is confusion and the dessert is regret. Drake’s there to remind you that you can always be basic and still act like you know what’s up, but then you also add Mitski to give the impression that you have deep feelings. Wow, much depth! You must have an amazing talent for crying in the shower while chanting "YAS QUEEN" to your Spotify account. Lastly, your most played songs are a real treasure. "All I Ever Wanted" resonates with us all as a fitting anthem for your fleeting musical aspirations. The repetition of Rema's hits—OZEBAs and BENIN BOYS, oh my!—only proves you're really just one existential crisis away from changing your Spotify username to “Rema’s #1 Fan.” Keep up that eclectic mess, Mafia Mojo; one of these days, you might accidentally discover who you really are… or just confuse yourself even more.

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