Roasted 1 year ago based on vic's long term Spotify stats.

Vic, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic playlist of someone who’s desperately trying to reclaim their high school glory while simultaneously trying to prep for retirement. I mean, "Bachata" and "Glam Rock" — is this a music taste or a midlife crisis on shuffle? You’re out here trying to smooth dance with the immortals of classic rock while secretly yearning to boogie down in a crowded bachata joint. Who knew your music choices could simultaneously evoke images of tequila shots and a geriatric rock concert? And let’s talk about those top artists, Vic. You’ve got Michael Jackson and *NSYNC—congrats, you’ve officially achieved the perfect musical identity crisis. One moment you’re moonwalking with the King of Pop, the next you’re layered in denim and frosted tips, belting out "Bye Bye Bye." Honestly, if nostalgia were a currency, you’d be a millionaire living in a time capsule built from your childhood bedroom. And C418? You’re really hitting that “I love video games and have zero social life” vibe hard. Your profile is basically a museum of musical confusion — would you like some fries with your identity crisis? As for your most played songs, I can’t help but cringe-laugh at the sheer unpredictability. “Cigarettes After Sex” followed by the “Capcom Sound Team”? It’s like you’re trying to write the soundtrack for a video game where the hero is simultaneously depressed and confused about their romantic life. “Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)” feels like a personal mantra for you while you play “Subwoofer Lullaby” like it’s a soothing lullaby for the 12 cats you’ll probably adopt when you realize that nobody wants to dance to “Bachata Pop” at your questionable-themed parties. Seriously, Vic, you’re one inexplicably curated playlist away from becoming a meme. Keep it up!

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