Roasted 2 years ago based on GregoryMyDear's long term Spotify stats.

GregoryMyDear, huh? More like GregoryMy-What-Idiot-Wants-To-Listen-To! Your favorite genres read like a playlist compiled by an angsty teenager who just discovered that crying to "The Cure" doesn’t actually solve anything. “Permanent Wave”? Please! The only wave you'll be riding is the wave of confusion as people try to decipher your musical choices. I'm surprised you didn’t include "Whining" as a genre; it seems like your top track should be called “Nagirčalmmiid: The Soundtrack of Regret.” Oh, and those top artists? An eclectic mix of names that even the hipsters at your local coffee shop probably haven't heard of. "Mindless Self Indulgence"? I mean, if your goal was to indulge in self-pity, congratulations, you nailed it! And let’s be real, if "FAENIHÆLVETTE" is not just a random keyboard smash, I applaud your dedication to music that requires a translator. Remember, just because something is obscure doesn’t mean it's impressive, Gregory. It just means you need to get out more. As for your most played songs, it’s like you’re a walking, talking Spotify glitch. “Loahppa” and “Suoivva”? Sounds like names I’d give my cats after a few too many drinks. Are you trying to start a band called “Nagirčalmmiid” or are you just trying to convince us all that you know what you’re doing? "Carry on Wayward Son"? Ah, a classic song for when you realize that "stoop to your level" is a recurring theme in your life. If this is your idea of good taste, Gregory, there's a dumpster behind the venue that would love to hear from you!

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