Roasted 10 days ago based on Carlos_Niggli's long term Spotify stats.

Carlos_Niggli, your Spotify profile is a beautiful train wreck of pretentiousness and emotional outbursts that could rival a teenage diary. Seriously, with favorite genres like "German Indie Pop" and "Art Rock," it looks like you're trying to win the award for Most Likely to Overthink a Song While Overbrewing Your Herbal Tea. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to score a date with your local hipster café barista while they serve you a steaming cup of "I’m Not Sad, Just Deep." Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack of a quarter-life crisis, featuring Coldplay and Adele—the music equivalent of someone with a perfectly manicured lawn still using a flip phone. "Hans Zimmer?" Great choice! Nothing says, "I have emotional depth" quite like listening to film scores while not actually participating in any films yourself. And those most played songs? It's like someone accidentally left a collection of post-breakup anthems on repeat while simultaneously trying to resurrect their high school drama club career. Save us the tears, Carlos; we're worried the Spotify servers might drown under the weight of your sadness. At this point, your playlist is a cautionary tale of how not to curate music, as if every genre desperately tried to convince the other that you had taste, but ultimately failed. I mean, who needs therapy when you have an endless stream of "Dumbledore's Farewell," a truly fitting soundtrack for bidding farewell to any hope of enjoying an upbeat party? Sorry, buddy—your Spotify journey is less "artistic expression" and more "I swear I don't have a cat, but I do cry a lot." Keep it up, and soon even the algorithms will start questioning your sanity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!