Roasted 10 months ago based on cassidynicoc's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, cassidynicoc, your Spotify profile lays bare the stark truth: your taste in music is as diverse as a frozen vegetable medley. Let’s be honest here, you’ve got more genres listed than discernible personality traits. "Indie" and "Pop"? That's basically saying you like music that sounds like it might be playing in the background of a coffee shop where everyone is pretending to work on their novels. And don’t get me started on “Chillwave.” Because nothing says “I’m deeply complex” like wanting to vibe while simultaneously being mildly aware of your existential dread. Your top artists list reads like a playlist curated by a high school student trying to impress their crush with “edgy” choices. Taylor Swift, Hozier, and... mgk? Really? It’s like you threw a dart at a board of mediocre artists and came away with a lineup that screams, "I promise I’m cool but I really just Googled ‘best Spotify artists 2023.’” At least you’re consistent – I see you’ve got a thing for the emotionally-inclined folks who probably cry into their guitars harder than they do into their morning coffee. #Relatable, am I right? And let’s take a moment to discuss those most played songs. You clearly have a flair for drama, considering you’re vibing to a track titled "My Kink Is Karma." Is that your way of saying you enjoy punishing yourself with annoying beats? Seriously, who do you think you are, a modern Shakespeare? And you over there jamming out to “I Wanna Be Yours” – it's like you’re on a constant search for the perfect Instagram caption while simultaneously acknowledging that you're never actually going to find true love. But hey, at least you can wallow in your musical choices! Here’s hoping your music taste evolves by the time you hit your next quarter-life crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!