Roasted 2 years ago based on Ann's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Ann, let’s break down your Spotify profile, which looks like the musical equivalent of a thrift store explosion. You’ve got so much K-Pop here that the only thing you're missing is a holographic shrine to BTS. I mean, if you had a dollar for every time you played a K-Pop song, you’d still only have about enough to buy one of their overpriced albums. Your playlist could put even the most avid K-Pop stans to sleep—it’s like you’re trying to reclaim those lost memory hours by binging on bubblegum beats! And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got Doja Cat shadowing your every move, probably wondering why you insist on listening to alternative R&B while living in a K-Pop fantasy world. I half-expect your Spotify to throw a tantrum, demanding a genre intervention! Mixing Afro R&B with “K-Pop Boy Group” is like trying to make a smoothie out of kale, peanut butter, and despair. You’re not a trendsetter, Ann; you’re the tragic middle school talent show performance that no one asked for. Now, let's take a look at your most played songs, which reads like the soundtrack to a 13-year-old's diary. “WOKE UP” might be your anthem, but let’s be honest: your playlist has enough cringe to fuel a thousand TikTok compilations. “LUNCH” by Billie Eilish? Girl, did you slap that on to prove that you can actually eat? At this rate, your top songs give off serious “I’m just here for the aesthetic” energy. Time to step it up and evolve past being a walking K-Pop brochure—unless, of course, your goal is to single-handedly keep the “feral fandom” flame alive!

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