Roasted 5 months ago based on s 🪐's long term Spotify stats.

Suzy, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school project on global music trends gone wrong. “K-Pop” and “C-Pop” are proudly represented, but let’s be real—your music taste is like a buffet where the only dish available is “guilty pleasure.” It’s as if you walked into a record store and said, “I’ll take one of everything, but only if it sounds like it was recorded in a pillow fort.” How do you manage to make “Noise Music” and “Bedroom Pop” coexist? It’s like combining toothpaste and orange juice—utterly chaotic and somehow always wrong. Your top artists list looks like a “How to Confuse Your Parents” masterclass. If someone told you that “progressive” means listening to artists with actual variety, you clearly missed that memo with your all-K-Pop, all-the-time bops. Stray Kids and ENHYPEN? Sure, they’ve got the moves, but all that dancing and still no sign of a personality. Blending those hard-hitting K-Rap beats with “Art Pop” feels less like an artistic choice and more like a cry for help. What’s next, a collaboration between BTS and a doorbell? And those most played songs? Honey, “Awkward” by SZA is the perfect soundtrack to highlight your social skills. I’m starting to think your music library is just a manifestation of every mood swing you’ve had since 2019. It’s like you calibrated your Spotify to create a playlist for every awkward silence and cringeworthy moment in your life. Just remember, that “My Army Of Lovers” track should tell you where you stand in the dating game—and spoiler alert: it’s not a winning position. So, turn down the bedroom vibes for a second and step outside; the real world needs your awkwardness to liven up the party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!