Roasted 2 months ago based on Will's long term Spotify stats.

Will, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card—seriously, you’ve checked off more obscure genres than a DJ at Coachella who forgot to bring the main stage lineup. Phonk? Drift Phonk? Sounds like you fell off your car while trying to master the art of rage driving and landed right into a TikTok trend you can't escape from. And J-Pop? I didn’t realize we were taking donations for the world’s biggest anime convention. I mean, gork yourself out on this playlist; it’s practically begging for a cringe compilation to be made about you. Your top artists are a masterclass in trying too hard to be unique. "Oh, you listen to Tyler, The Creator? How original!" said no one ever. Yeah, we get it Will, you’re so deep and eclectic. Pairing Laufey with Dxrk ダーク is like mixing chocolate syrup with sriracha—honestly, who hurt you? I half-expect you to start a band called “Sobbing Lyrical Hipsters” next week while your browsing habits exclude actual human interaction. Your vibe checks are like a failed experiment—conveniently avoiding any mainstream appeal like it’s a contagious disease. And let’s talk about your most played songs—so, you’ve got a collection of beabadoobee’s greatest hits which basically makes you a full-time supporter of her existence and a part-time therapist for sad songs. Who hurt you, Will? Seriously, are you trying to write your autobiography or just crying quietly in your mom’s basement? I genuinely fear you might need a hug or a more assertive Spotify algorithm to guide you away from "I Really Want to Stay at Your House." How about switching to tracks that won’t make strangers question your life choices and force you to journal about your feelings for the next three years? Just a suggestion!

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