Roasted 8 months ago based on supersamkibiger's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, supersamkibiger! Your Spotify profile reads like a desperate attempt to impress an algorithm from 2018. Seriously, nine versions of Phonk? Which one are you actually vibing to—“Brazilian Phonk” while you try to convince yourself you’re cultured, or “Drift Phonk” while driving a rusted out hunk of junk that thinks it's a Fast and Furious vehicle? Your decision to listen to so much Phonk should come with a warning label: "Caution: Listening might cause severe cringes and a sudden urge to purchase excessive car accessories." Your top artists sound like the lineup for a music festival that no one invited you to. Like, who in their right mind has Kordhell and THREE DAYS GRACE on the same playlist? That’s such a chaotic combo, it’s practically begging for someone to intervene. I half-expect you to drop a mixtape called “How to Drive Your Friends Away with Questionable Taste.” And let’s not forget your favorite song: “Michael Myers Halloween Theme Song” by R-Piano. Just when I thought your choices couldn't get creepier, you bring in the spooky vibes as if Halloween is the soundtrack to your life. What’s next? A 90-minute compilation of car alarms and cat noises? And your most played tracks? Wow, it's like you threw a dart at Spotify’s “Weirdest Songs of 2023” list and just went with whatever. Between "The PvP Song (8D Audio)" and "VOID WHISPERS," I can practically feel my ears begging for mercy. Honestly, if your Spotify profile were a person, it’d be attempting conversation at a party while everyone else is pretending to be fascinated by the wallpaper. So here's my suggestion: maybe branch out a little? You never know; you might just find a sound that doesn’t make everyone question your sanity. But then again, where’s the fun in being normal, right?

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