Roasted 2 years ago based on BIXX's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, BIXX, the undisputed ruler of glitter-fueled playlists where K-Pop reigns supreme, and originality takes a backseat. Let's face it, this is the only Spotify profile where the word "variety" means picking between light, medium, and spicy Korean BBQ sauce for your emotional breakdowns. With more K-Pop than a Seoul dorm room during final exams, your favorite genres look like they were pulled straight out of a teenage fangirl's wish list. Bravo on managing to combine mainstream pop and enigma art in one cringy collection, where "Indie" is almost a euphemism for "I hastily downloaded this to look cultured." Top artists? More like a list of who should be performing at the biggest high school pep rally—the only “unbreakable bond” here is with your complete inability to let go of those young heartthrobs. Not to mention that if your music taste were a person, it would be wearing Justin Bieber pajamas, eating instant ramen, and crying over its first heartbreak on TikTok while trying to develop a mysterious “artiste” persona. I mean, it’s so predictable that even Spotify’s algorithm did a collective eye-roll and suggested a “K-Pop Boyfriend or Girlfriend” playlist just to mix things up a bit. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your "Most Played" songs. How is it possible that every track feels like a soft cry for help, wrapped in a Korean R&B boombox? With selections like "How can I love the heartbreak, you're the one I love," it’s clear you’re mining for pity views rather than a fun vibe. Well done, BIXX, you've crafted the perfect mixtape for every “I’ll just get takeout and cry” night in history. So keep riding that K-wave, but maybe consider brushing up on a genre that doesn’t come with an attached fandom army ready to defend even the most questionable taste!
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