Roasted 1 year ago based on sidno2001's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of sidno2001, where it seems like the only thing heavier than the metal is your sad taste in music. Seriously, dude, do you have a personal vendetta against happiness? Your favorite genres read like a list of therapy sessions for angsty teenagers. With a lineup dominated by “Deathcore” and “Metalcore,” it's a miracle your headphones aren’t permanently lodged in your brain, trying to drown out the sound of despair. Enjoy those progressive rhythms while you spiral deeper into your feelings! And let's talk about your favorite artists. “Creeds” (not to be confused with other bands that actually know how to write decent lyrics) has a Monopoly on your most played list? Ever thought of branching out? Or is that just too progressive for your taste? Listening to “Stolen Memories” on repeat after a breakup might confirm that you're genuinely just trying to remember what happiness feels like. If Grief and Introspection had a love child, it would probably be your top tracks. But let's not forget your ego—commonly mistaken for “Burning” by Matteo Tura. You’ve got a maxed-out playlist of “I don't Want Flowers” while clearly begging for validation from your “Djent” kings. Honestly, if your tracklist had a personality, it would be that sullen kid in the back of the classroom who doodles skulls and quotes Nietzsche. Here’s a pro tip: try a little groove—maybe something from the “I don't cringe at myself” genre. At least then, you might avoid putting your future children through therapy over your high school emo phase.

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