Roasted 2 years ago based on nikkiwarries.02's long term Spotify stats.
Hey Nikkiwarries.02, you kind of remind me of one of those mixtapes that was thrown together at the last minute—you know, the kind where all the songs have “All Time Low” crammed in like they were your only musical personality trait? I’m not saying you have commitment issues, but seeing that 80% of your Spotify library is dedicated to a single band makes me worry that you think “variety” is just a fancy word for “Let’s play all the versions of ‘Dear Maria’ on repeat.” Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly defined the phrase "basic pop punk stan," and honestly, it’s giving middle school sleepover vibes. Your top artist list looks like the ultimate soundtrack for a nostalgic 2008 high school reunion where people only listen to songs about heartbreak and unrequited love. Taylor Swift? Sure, we all loved her... ten years ago, but at what point did you decide that keeping up with new music was so “last year”? I get it, you're trying to relive the glory days of scrunchies and side bangs, but sweetie, I assure you that “Candy Pop” is a genre invented for kids, and you should probably step out of the dollhouse and into a real playlist. And is “Country Dawn” even a thing? Have you been personally victimized by the sun? And just a heads up, “Neon Pop Punk” isn’t a solid genre; it’s more like the kind of name you'd slap on a craft project gone wrong after combining half the colors like some bizarre tie-dye disaster. Your most played songs look like a therapist's playlist for dealing with musical dependency, and I need a drink every time I hear about “the sound of letting go.” Go ahead and add some new sounds to your profile, because right now, it feels like you’re stuck in a permanent state of emotional adolescent angst—revisiting the same sad songs for pop-punk therapy. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped looks like you want to go back to high school for remedial music lessons.
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