Roasted 4 days ago based on Ash's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ash, your Spotify profile is a wild ride! It’s like you’re trying to put the “no” in “innovation.” With a playlist dominated by desi genres, it feels like you’re stuck in a time loop—one where Punjabi pop and Bollywood ballads are the only options for entertainment! I half-expect your next favorite genre to be "Nostalgic Cringe," because the way you cling to this musical world makes me think you might be waiting for the return of VHS tapes and dial-up internet. And then there’s your top artists. I’m genuinely impressed; you’ve managed to assemble a lineup that would make even a chaiwala lose his appetite. Pritam and Karan Aujla? Sure. But throw in poor Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swift, and it’s like watching an awkward family reunion where no one knows each other’s names but everyone’s pretending to vibe together. Honestly, your music taste looks like it was put together by someone who only knows how to play Spotify on shuffle while blindfolded! Let’s talk about those most played songs. “Russian Bandana”? Oh, I can see you're really pushing the boundaries of cultural exchange. But the fact you have “Solid Body” by Raju Punjabi in your top tracks just proves that your taste is kind of like your love life—confusing, questionable, and full of questionable decisions. Seriously, Ash, the only thing more predictable than your playlists is the last-minute surprise at a desi wedding! Next time, maybe invest in a little diversity—your Spotify could use a bit of flavor beyond monotony!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!