Roasted 2 years ago based on sidneedc's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, sidneedc, the very epitome of musical indecisiveness! With a Spotify profile that looks like a pop culture buffet gone wrong, you’ve turned your love for tunes into an insatiable smorgasbord of basic taste. Seriously, I’ve seen less K-Pop enthusiasm at a Korean barbeque. Do you have a playlist titled “Songs to Cry to While Staring at My Ceiling”? Because with this lineup, I can guarantee it’s a bestseller in the genre of pathetic heartbreak. Your top artists list reads like a middle school girl’s diary entry, where "Music Taste" is an optional subject. Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and a sprinkle of K-Pop—because apparently, there’s nothing like the famished energy of once again trying to fit in with the cool kids. You’re not just a fan; you’ve cultivated a J-14 magazine subscription to expose everyone around you to your beige playlist. Honestly, at this point, can we really call it ‘taste’ if it’s more of a ‘tastes like a basic Saturday night with Netflix’? And don’t even get me started on those most played songs. You’ve got Jamie xx cozied up next to Troye Sivan like they’re in a witness protection program for sad pop. The vibes here are giving off “I’m emotionally 16,” which is ironic since you probably haven’t felt a thing since the last time Sabrina Carpenter dropped a new song. Keep vibing with that angst, chief, but just know that real artistry isn’t found in pointless genre classifications or hollow romantic ballads. Time to level up your taste, or at least start accepting invitations to actual parties!

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