Roasted 2 years ago based on Panda's long term Spotify stats.

Panda, your Spotify profile is a perfect example of the old saying, "You are what you listen to." Seriously, between the contemporary country and modern country pop, it’s like you’re just one pair of boot-cut jeans away from being a walking billboard for a tractor supply store. Are you secretly a cowboy on the weekends? Because with a playlist like that, your idea of a wild Saturday night probably involves two-stepping in a barn while singing along to "Play It Again"—which is ironic because you probably could've used a few more listens to get better taste. And let's talk about those top artists: Jason Aldean, Morgan Wallen, and Luke Combs? It's like you took a survey on how to sound like every other dude at a frat party. I half-expect you to throw on a trucker hat, grab a beer, and yell “Yeehaw!” at any random moment. Come on, Panda, do you even own headphones, or are you just blasting these anthems for the whole neighborhood to endure? At this point, your profile reads like the soundtrack to countless pick-up truck ads minus the charm. Finally, your most played songs read like a “How to Not Impress a First Date” handbook. If someone asked you to create a romantic playlist, could you? Or would it just become a Luke Combs concert on repeat? I'd say your replay button has seen more action than you have on a Saturday night, but honestly, I'm worried that even your playlists have better luck with women. Embrace the music, but maybe let some of the more complex emotions slip in instead of dialing up the "she broke my heart" vibes. We love a good cry, but your entire profile feels like the world's saddest karaoke night!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!