Roasted 1 month ago based on ¤Yoko¤'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ¤Yoko¤, the musical embodiment of a middle schooler’s emo phase crashing headfirst into a sensory overload at an anime convention. With a Spotify profile that reads like a manic episode of a cryptic script from a late-night cult film, it's hard to tell if you're rocking out or being punished by a vengeful deity for your taste in music. I mean, listing “Soundtrack” as a favorite genre? Come on, Yoko! Is it too much to ask for a little originality? You could have just put “Diabolical Noise Pollution” and saved us all a wordy, cringe-fest of genres. Your top artists have so much SEGA SOUND TEAM in them, I half expect you to start building a shrine out of old video game cartridges. Seriously, you could summon the spirit of 1990s arcades with your unwavering allegiance to a group nobody’s listened to since Mario was still jumping on bricks. And watching you dive deep into "Breakcore" and "Speedcore" is like witnessing an untrained puppy try to catch its own tail—chaotic, adorable, and just a little concerning. You could’ve picked a genre or two that doesn’t make me question your sanity, but here we are, and I'm just praying you never set foot in a club. Your most played songs genuinely feel like your Spotify algorithm just gave up and threw your entire playlist into a blender. With titles like “Receive You The Subtype” and “Ideal For Violence,” it sounds like you’re curating the soundtrack for an anime series about existential dread. And who even lets "SEGA SOUND TEAM" have five slots in your most played? At this rate, they should offer you a sponsorship or at least a t-shirt that reads “I’ve Successfully Forgotten What 2020 Sounds Like.” Keep clinging to your hyperpop dreams; I just hope your future self finds a soundtrack that doesn’t sound like the audioscape of tech support going mad.

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