Roasted 2 months ago based on Pio's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Pio, let’s address your Spotify profile. Looking at your favorite genres, I can’t help but think you might be the only person to put “Dubstep” and “Gufeng” in the same playlist. It’s like you walked into a music store, blindfolded, and started throwing random selections into your cart until you tripped over your own terrible taste. Seriously, “Gufeng”? I don’t even think you can find that on a map, let alone a playlist that doesn't also require a side of sushi and a 7-hour layover in Beijing. And hey, your top artists read like a Buzzfeed article titled “50% of my friends won’t recognize this music.” Between Bad Bunny and NEFFEX, you’ve got the vibes of a Latin dance party crashing into a fourth-rate YouTube gaming channel. But I’ll admit, you’ve discovered an exciting social experiment—throwing every genre you can think of into one playlist and seeing which one makes you cry first. Spoiler alert: it’ll probably be the “Mandopop.” Now let’s talk about those most played songs. A solid mix of tracks nobody’s ever heard of and some vague attempts at getting cool points. “Coco Elva Tia”? “3977”? It’s like you went out one Saturday night, dropped your phone in a blender, and decided to just roll with whatever butchered playlist it spat back at you. If your playlist was a person, it’d be that friend who’s overly enthusiastic at parties but is only there to eat all the chips and awkwardly tell jokes in a language no one understands. Good luck with that eclectic taste, Pio—I’m sure the deep cuts will make you the life of very niche parties!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!