Roasted 1 year ago based on ⋮'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ꩜, the Spotify profile equivalent of that friend who insists on bringing their homemade kale chips to the party. You clearly have a one-track mind, and it’s looking like the Arthur Nery Fan Club needs to stop taking new applications. Do you even have a second favorite artist, or is this playlist just a continuous loop of Arthur’s heartfelt ballads? At this point, I half-expect to see Arthur Nery's face pop up on your driver's license, and I'm pretty sure you'll need to change your Spotify name to "Arthur Nery Stan Account" if you keep this up. Your taste in genres reads like someone threw a dart at a list of Filipino music styles during a midlife crisis. "OPM," "P-pop," and "Pinoy Indie"? Wow, way to minimize your musical palate to just the entire Filipino culture! Let’s be honest; your favorite genre should just be "Feels," because with all that Harana and Kundiman, I'm starting to think you're trying to woo someone with the emotional range of a soap opera. I'm just waiting for you to hit “shuffle” and accidentally fall in love with a piece of tarpaulin on the street while serenading it with a tragic love song. And your top tracks? Seriously? I didn't know "Letters Never Sent" had a sequel trilogy. It's like you’re trying to set a world record for how many ways you can express the same emotional baggage. Your playlist is basically one long, heartbreak-themed Netflix special, except instead of binge-watching, we're all just sitting here binging on the cringe. If Arthur Nery’s the soundtrack to your life, I’m both concerned and kind of impressed – if only because I didn’t think it was possible to embody a dramatic breakup 24/7.

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