Roasted 10 months ago based on Sam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sam, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis waiting to happen. Seriously, how many variations of "rock" do you need before you realize it’s all just the same overly long guitar solos and existential dread? I mean, who knew that "Progressive Rock" was another term for “I promise this song gets good—just wait 17 minutes”? I can’t help but wonder if you also enjoy staring at a screen with a pretentious expression while sipping overpriced coffee, pretending to understand abstract art. Your taste in music is like a musical scavenger hunt that somehow leads only to Dad’s basement. Pink Floyd and Supertramp? Nice try, but with this lineup, I half-expect you to break out your vintage vinyl collection and start reminiscing about the good ol' days of mixtapes. And let's not forget your foray into rap, Sam. Combining "Kanye West" with "Pleasantries" is a bold move for someone whose life seems to consist of awkward social gatherings and unsolicited deep talks about the meaning of life. Who even invited you to this genre buffet? Your most played songs list reads like an oddly specific playlist for a funeral gathering of 20-somethings with severe indecisiveness. “Found God in a Tomato”? I bet your Spotify algorithm is just as confused as your friends when they ask what you’re listening to. If you’re looking for deeper meaning, I hate to break it to you, but getting “Closer” by Ne-Yo stuck in your head isn’t going to resolve your existential crisis. But, hey, at least you’re keeping the vibe of ironic sadness alive—keep it going, champ!

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