Roasted 2 years ago based on zephyr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh zephyr, you truly are the poster child for “I have more genres in my Spotify profile than friends in real life.” I mean, do you even know what Sigilkore and Zoomergaze entail, or did you just throw a dart at the indie music dictionary and call it a day? And let's be real, "POV: Indie" sounds less like a genre and more like the awkward moment you realize you might have misunderstood the assignment. It's like you’re crafting a Spotify profile for a hipster alien who just beamed down and is trying way too hard to fit in. Your top artists read like the kind of names you’d get if a toddler tried to say “Mitski” after a sugar high. “Novulent”? Sounds more like the side effect of a bad medication than an artist. And what’s with “Pastel Ghost”? Is that your DJ name for when you inevitably ghost all your friends after a disastrous karaoke night? And the inclusion of “Kikuo” and “Trxy!” makes me question if your music taste is a bet made between two deranged hipsters to see who can find the weirdest artist on Bandcamp. Spoiler alert: you lost. Looking at your most played songs, it's painfully clear that you might need to reconsider your life choices. “Let Me Die” by “Lil Happy Lil Sad” is a fitting anthem for someone who's stuck in an eternal loop of cringe. Meanwhile, "Heavenly - Instrumental Version" by "Sex Brain" is the type of music you’d play while you stare deeply into your reflection and contemplate all the bad decisions that led you to this moment. Honestly, I’m surprised your playlist isn't titled “Songs to Cry To While Wondering If I’ll Ever Escape My Basement.” So, zephyr my friend, buckle up, because while you think you're vibing, you're really just the reason Spotify created the “publicly shame this user” feature.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!