Roasted 11 months ago based on alekisulu's long term Spotify stats.

Alekisulu, with a Spotify profile as eclectic as a thrift store on a bad day, you’ve packed more genres than a confused DJ at a wedding reception. R&B, rap, hip hop, and Rock-You’d think you’re just trying to fill a bingo card of musical styles. I mean, who knew you could throw “Rockabilly” and “NZ Reggae” into a blender and still latch onto that “I’m deep and complicated” vibe? Pick a lane, or at least get a GPS to navigate through your musical identity crisis! Your top artists read like a hipster’s guide to emotional breakdowns featuring whiny boys and sad girls—all of whom might want to cancel your subscription if they find out you’re using them to cope with life’s pressures instead of achieving enviable taste. Frank Ocean, Billie Eilish, and Drake all together in one spot? It’s like you’re trying to create the ultimate soundtrack for Instagram therapy selfies. And honestly, we can all hear your 3 a.m. existential crises in the way you treat “House Song” like it’s the anthem for a generation; spoiler alert: it’s not. Your most played songs reveal a level of vulnerability and sadness that would have even your Spotify Wrapped crying. "Scared of My Guitar"? More like “Scared of My Life Choices,” right? If “Keep The Rain” is your go-to, I can only imagine how many umbrellas you've broken in your endless emotional monsoons. But hey, at least with these tracks, you’ve proven that you’ve got the ability to turn life’s chaos into a playlist that will definitely give your friends some good laughs at your expense!

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