Roasted 10 months ago based on Henrique Enk Buneder's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Henrique, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session gone wrong. I mean, "Dark Ambient” and "Funk Carioca"? Was this a last-minute decision combo for when you're feeling sad but also need to twerk? I can only assume that “Funk Consciente” is your way of telling the world you're a responsible, highly evolved individual who still dances like they’re holding on to their last Braincell. For someone who’s so into such bizarre mixes, it’s astonishing that your Spotify Wrapped didn’t come with a mandatory therapy session. Your top artists look like they arrived at a "Who’s Who" mixer of absolute confusion. You’ve got Daniel.mp3, who I guess was too shy to reveal his last name, hanging out with titans like Kanye and Drake. I can almost hear the awkward silence at this party: “So, uh… who’s your favorite artist? Oh, you know, just global icons. And you, Daniel? Uh, I have a .mp3 attached to my name.” It’s like your playlist is having an identity crisis, caught between the avant-garde and someone’s uncle trying to redeem their youth via Spotify. Now let’s get to your most played songs because wow, they truly capture the essence of someone who’s been ghosted one too many times. “School Rooftop (Bird Sounds)” and “milk cassette x.mp3 (slowed + reverb”? Really? Do those sound like titles you’d try to impress someone with at a date? Listen, buddy, if your love life mirrors these song choices, it may just be time to invest in a pet or an actual hobby. At this rate, the only thing getting slowed down is your social life. Cheers to your Spotify saga of self-inflicted pain, you beautiful mess!

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