Roasted 8 months ago based on tu mamacita's long term Spotify stats.

Uma, I have to hand it to you: your music taste is as wide as the hallway leading to a middle school dance. Pop, Rap, Country, and Classical? I mean, are you trying to curate the world’s most confused playlist, or just searching for the most ear-piercing ways to clear a room? It’s like you walked into a buffet but decided to graze on literally everything—including the dessert table that’s suspiciously decorated like it belongs in December. Is this your idea of musical diversity or are you just really indecisive? And let’s talk about your top artists. Gracie Abrams is basically your secret identity at this point. I didn’t know “I Love You, I'm Sorry” was your life motto or a mantra shared by your inner therapist. If I cared any more, I’d ask about your emotional baggage because I feel like I might need a forklift just to carry the weight of all those sad girl anthems! Drake and Tyler, The Creator? They’re like the cool kids you accidentally stumbled into class with after spending too much time in the art section. Your playlist screams “I care about my feelings” while desperately trying to convince everyone you have range. Finally, let’s address that most played list. Did Gracie decide to deposit her entire discography straight into your headphones? Listening to the same artist almost ten times in a row feels less like a music choice and more like a hostage situation in your earbuds. You better tell me that “Breathe (2 AM)” is a guilty pleasure for late-night crying sessions because at this point, I’m convinced that even your Spotify is about to file for a restraining order. Step it up, Uma! Grab a new genre and prove to us all that you're not just a walking Gracie Abrams fan page!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!