Roasted 7 months ago based on Juan Dzul 's long term Spotify stats.

Juan Dzul, the musical enigma we didn’t know we needed—like the last slice of pizza no one actually wants. Your Spotify profile reads like the love child of a middle school dance party and a late-night taco stand. Honestly, your music tastes are so diverse, they look like the leftovers from a confusing potluck dinner. K-Pop and Corridos Tumbados in the same breath? You’re out here mixing genres like a mad scientist trying to give the world a musical Frankenstein that nobody asked for! And then we have your top artists. NewJeans and BTS? Solid picks for a 12-year-old girl’s playlist, but throw in IDLES and Playboi Carti, and suddenly it feels like you’re heading straight into an identity crisis. Who are you trying to impress, the TikTok algorithm? Junior H and Kenia Os had better watch out because they might just get overshadowed by the *real* star of your playlist: the "Play Next" button, which is, let’s be honest, just waiting to rescue us from the chaos you've curated. Your most played songs list is a whole mood. How Sweet by NewJeans, followed immediately by... god knows what? (Seriously, “www.hotxulito.com” sounds more like a malware download than a song). And you got “GODS” from League of Legends in there? What, did you take a trip to the gaming world and forget to leave? It’s like you’re trying to balance your existential crisis with your attempt to join a boy band. All jokes aside, Juan, your musical journey may be confusing, but at least it keeps us entertained—like a reality show we can’t stop watching, but only for the cringe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!