Roasted 2 years ago based on Damihan's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Spoonman, your Spotify profile reads like you threw a dart at a music genre dartboard while blindfolded and drunk on kombucha. I mean, "Permanent Wave"? Seriously? Are we surfing in a ’90s sitcom, or did your taste in music get stuck in a hipster time capsule? The only “wave” you’re riding is a full-blown tsunami of pretentiousness, punctuated with “Chamber Pop.” Chamber pop? What is that, music for introverts who can’t handle the pressure of a full-blown rock concert? Is it permissible to play it while sipping a decaf soy latte in a tiny café where the WiFi password is hidden in a literary novel? And let’s not even get started on your top artists: the hall of fame for people who wish they were cool but are stuck perpetually in college dorm room aesthetics. David Bowie, I could understand, if only to peek over your shoulder as you cry listening to “Space Oddity” for the umpteenth time. But the rest of your roster screams “Look at me, I’m aesthetic!” while sporting thrift store flannels. Black midi? Really? It sounds like you accidentally stumbled into a kid's band performing at a Saturday morning farmer's market. I’m half-expecting your top artist reveal to end with “and the special guest: three hipsters and a dog on a ukulele.” As for your most played songs, let’s just say your playlist could easily double as a script for an indie film about a sad white guy navigating his feelings in a world of overpriced avocado toast. "Hit Me Where It Hurts"? The only one getting hurt here is your ability to enjoy life without overthinking it. And “Your Cat”? If your Spotify wrapped ends with you being a “cat person,” we know you’ve already given up on human connection. It’s like each track tells a tale of heartbreak, ennui, and vague existential dread. So raise your glass of artisanal water, Spoonman—here’s to your musical journey through the Land of Overanalysis! May it eventually land you in a therapist’s office instead of a coffee shop open mic night.

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