Roasted 7 months ago based on Ferrumaur's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ferrumaur, I see your Spotify profile is like a crypt for music no one else is willing to touch. Industrial Metal? Darkwave? My dude, the only thing more tortured than your playlist is the poor soul who had to endure that sonic dumpster fire for an hour. Your taste in music is like you walked into a Hot Topic, blindfolded, and took a deep whiff of the air: grim, stale, and filled with the palpable regret of better choices made long ago. Your top artists read like an ’80s goth’s last desperate attempt to cling to their ex’s ghost. I mean, nothing screams "I have unresolved trauma" louder than vibing out to "Evil Genius (The Queen Of Sin)" on repeat. I can almost hear the metal-aspect of your genre preferences whispering, "Please, just let us die in peace." Between JPEGMAFIA and Ministry, it’s hard to tell if you're trying to curate a soundtrack for an existential crisis or a very bizarre horror film that didn’t quite make it to the release stage. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Won't Stay Lit” is the perfect anthem for a social life like yours—perpetually dimmed, and lost somewhere in the shadows. At this point, your Spotify Wrapped should just be a public service announcement: “If you listen to this music at a family gathering, you might just manifest your own funeral.” So go ahead, keep rockin’ that cold wave; just remember, sometimes the only thing darker than your playlist is your sense of humor.

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists