Roasted 7 months ago based on aeri's long term Spotify stats.

Aeri, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's "I promise I'm cool" diary entry. Seriously, did you throw a dart at a list of genres and assemble your playlist based on that? K-Pop and emo rap in the same breath? If your musical taste were a fashion statement, it would be a neon windbreaker paired with Crocs at a gala. The only thing louder than your genre choices is the sound of your friends' collective sigh as they skip your "vibe check" Zoom calls. You proudly list "Noise Music" as one of your favorite genres—what a shocker! Your taste in sounds has all the charm of a blender full of nails. It’s as if you went searching for the most obscure tunes to feel unique, but you just ended up looking like you swiped right on a hipster who told you liking Vietnamese lo-fi would make you special. Spoiler alert: wearing a thrift store sweater doesn’t magically grant you exceptional taste, no matter how many random playlists you curate. And let’s talk about your “Most Played Songs” that look like a random assortment of tracks a confused carpenter would listen to while trying to figure out a broken IKEA dresser. “Die For You” followed by “SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK”—the emotional whiplash is enough to make a therapist's phone ring off the hook. Your Spotify is a musical representation of someone desperately trying to collect all the personality traits of their favorite TikTok influencers. If “love.” was your jam, you clearly don’t know how to reciprocate it in real life!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists