Roasted 2 years ago based on Lifi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lifi, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a Renaissance fair after an all-you-can-eat turkey leg special. You’ve somehow managed to craft a sonic experience that sounds like a Midgardian mosh pit at a Dungeons & Dragons convention. “Medieval Rock” and “Hurdy-Gurdy”? More like “Middle-Aged Rock” and “What-The-Hell-Was-That!”—it’s almost as if you’ve mistaken Spotify for a role-playing game, and all your favorites are the soundtrack to your tragic quest for human interaction. Your top artists could form a band called “The Unholy Alliance of Obamacare Rejects.” Feuerschwanz and Haggefugg? Sounds more like the names of characters in a poorly written fanfic than actual musicians. And can we talk about your obsession with “German Power Metal”? What are you trying to prove—are you the last descendant of a forgotten Teutonic knight seeking revenge on the world for not recognizing your obscure taste? Newsflash: No one’s fighting for the right to blast "Schankmaid" in their car; they’re fighting against the sounds of your life choices blaring through the speakers. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! If I see “Haggefugg” on here one more time, I’m calling a wellness check. You know you’ve made questionable choices when you’ve listened to “Totentanz” so many times that it sounds more like a comforting lullaby than an anthem. “House of Memories”? More like “House of Regrets.” Just accept it, buddy—you’ve got enough power metal to power a small country, and about as much diversity as a flat tire. If your taste in music were a game of Scrabble, you’d be left with nothing but a bunch of V’s and Z’s—good luck finding a word that even remotely resembles fun!

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